Here's a game that'll make you question all your decisions! "Dumb Ways to Climb" is an incredibly unimpressive creation that miraculously appeared just a week ago! As the brilliant Bean climbs aimlessly on random stuff, he almost reaches for the stars... kind of.
The Bean mindlessly drags itself across a jumble of objects in this mind-blowing adventure. Is it a ladder? Is it a pogo stick? It's impossible to know! This isn't an exciting challenge or brain-teasing puzzle game. Just mind-numbing climbing action that will leave you wondering how this game was even thought up.
Here's more! Check out our visually "unique" graphics. Prepare to be underwhelmed by backgrounds and assets that appear to have been thrown together at random. It's an artistic masterpiece... if you believe disparate bits and pieces make a masterpiece.
It doesn't end there: we've carefully selected a soundtrack that will continue to play in your head long after you've closed the app. You'll find yourself humming it while wondering what the meaning of life is all about.
In case you're tired of all those fancy-pants games with their engaging gameplay and innovative ideas, you don't need to worry anymore. Dumb Ways to Climb is here to give you mindless, repetitive fun you've never had before. Try it today and marvel at how something so hastily put together can still exist in our world today!
